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PSG secure 9th consecutive win thanks to Achraf Hakimi hat-trick

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·31 Oct, 09:51 am
PSG secure 9th consecutive win thanks to Achraf Hakimi hat-trick — UAE
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The Straight Version

Achraf Hakimi scored a hat-trick and provided two assists as PSG defeated Le Havre five-nil.

The UNHINGED Take

Le Havre are basically traffic cones in jerseys, and PSG are just playing FIFA on rookie mode. This match was a glorified training session for pampered millionaires against absolute muppets.

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The Bottom Line

PATHETIC MISMATCH / 10

Le Havre are basically traffic cones in jerseys, and PSG are just playing FIFA on rookie mode.

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Le Havre are basically traffic cones in jerseys, and PSG are just playing FIFA on rookie mode. PATHETIC MISMATCH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/psg-secure-9th-consecutive-win-thanks-to-achraf #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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