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Senegal hosts Africa’s first ever Youth Olympic Games

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·31 Oct, 09:37 am
Senegal hosts Africa’s first ever Youth Olympic Games — UAE
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The Straight Version

Senegal is hosting the 2026 Youth Olympic Games in Dakar, marking the first Olympics held in Africa.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says global progress like dumping millions into a stadium circus while the infrastructure crumbles. Dakar is just burning cash to host a bunch of kids sprinting for participation trophies.

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COLOSSAL MONEY PIT / 10

Nothing says global progress like dumping millions into a stadium circus while the infrastructure crumbles.

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