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Rocket launcher deal illustrates deepening Russia-Iran relations

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·6 Nov, 11:28 am
Rocket launcher deal illustrates deepening Russia-Iran relations — UAE
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The Straight Version

Iran and Russia are deepening military ties through a new cooperation treaty and potential rocket launcher deals.

The UNHINGED Take

Two global pariahs playing catch with rocket launchers is the ultimate endgame for a dumpster fire of a friendship. Nothing says I love you like funding an axis of absolute incompetence.

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NUCLEAR LEVEL DISASTER / 10

Two global pariahs playing catch with rocket launchers is the ultimate endgame for a dumpster fire of a friendship.

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Two global pariahs playing catch with rocket launchers is the ultimate endgame for a dumpster fire of a friendship. NUCLEAR LEVEL DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/rocket-launcher-deal-illustrates-deepening-russia-iran-relations #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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