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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 12:22 pm
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — UAE
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The Straight Version

Ryanair plans to freeze staff wages and boost fares to offset a €2bn fuel bill tied to the US-Israel war.

The UNHINGED Take

Ryanair freezes crew pay, hikes fares to cover that €2bn fuel bill. It's a lazy scam, not salvation – FYI, they’re checking out just like a leaky camel bucket.

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The Bottom Line

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Ryanair freezes crew pay, hikes fares to cover that €2bn fuel bill.

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Ryanair freezes crew pay, hikes fares to cover that €2bn fuel bill. CREDIT CARD GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/ryanair-says-it-may-freeze-workers-pay-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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