The Straight Version
Teachers in Sudan are striking over low wages and crumbling schools.
The UNHINGED Take
Says Sudan’s teachers are walking away because the government thinks a stipend of a rucksack is a wage. Unscramble the mystery: if your budget is that broken, who’s teaching math?

The Bottom Line
RIP COLLECTIVE PAY / 10
Says Sudan’s teachers are walking away because the government thinks a stipend of a rucksack is a wage.
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Says Sudan’s teachers are walking away because the government thinks a stipend of a rucksack is a wage. RIP COLLECTIVE PAY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/sudan-teachers-go-on-strike-over-meagre-salaries #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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