The Straight Version
Congressional Republicans are holding elections for minority leadership roles after losing their majorities in the recent cycle.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching these munted muppets scramble for deck chairs on a sinking Titanic is pure comedy. A bunch of losers fighting over who gets to lead the party into the next inevitable train wreck.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Watching these munted muppets scramble for deck chairs on a sinking Titanic is pure comedy.
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Watching these munted muppets scramble for deck chairs on a sinking Titanic is pure comedy. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/which-republicans-are-running-for-minority-leadership-roles #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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