The Straight Version
Syria's President al‑Sharaa huddles with Riyadh, signing $403m loan pact.
The UNHINGED Take
Now Syria's muppets think a $403m Saudi loan can solve their mess—like giving a broken camel a new saddle to sling on a desert track. Next they'll ask for oxygen for Iraq.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DILAPSE / 10
Now Syria's muppets think a $403m Saudi loan can solve their mess—like giving a broken camel a new saddle to sling on a desert track.
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Now Syria's muppets think a $403m Saudi loan can solve their mess—like giving a broken camel a new saddle to sling on a desert track. BRAIN DILAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/syria-saudi-arabia-sign-defence-cooperation-deal-agree #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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