The Straight Version
Trump offers UFC boss Dana White the White House Press Secretary post.
The UNHINGED Take
White's got more bruises than a political deal, but hey, bribery feels like a roundhouse to the ego.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
White's got more bruises than a political deal, but hey, bribery feels like a roundhouse to the ego.
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White's got more bruises than a political deal, but hey, bribery feels like a roundhouse to the ego. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/trump-asks-ufc-chief-dana-white-to-be #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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