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US midterms: Michigan candidate El-Sayed pledges to tackle the affordability crisis

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 03:34 pm
US midterms: Michigan candidate El-Sayed pledges to tackle the affordability crisis — UAE
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The Straight Version

Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed promised voters he will remove money from politics to address living costs.

The UNHINGED Take

Another suit peddling the same tired fairy tale that he'll magic away lobbyist cash while fishing for your vote. This absolute muppet thinks voters are dumb enough to believe politicians voluntarily surrender their own bribes.

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GASLIGHTING OLYMPICS CHAMPION / 10

Another suit peddling the same tired fairy tale that he'll magic away lobbyist cash while fishing for your vote.

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Another suit peddling the same tired fairy tale that he'll magic away lobbyist cash while fishing for your vote. GASLIGHTING OLYMPICS CHAMPION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/us-midterms-michigan-candidate-el-sayed-pledges-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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