The Straight Version
Abdul El-Sayed faces Mike Rogers in a high-stakes Michigan Senate race for control of the US Congress.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching these two muppets battle for Michigan is like choosing which dumpster fire deserves to burn the house down. Another rising star for the Democrats is just code for more recycled disappointment.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF SPACE / 10
Watching these two muppets battle for Michigan is like choosing which dumpster fire deserves to burn the house down.
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Watching these two muppets battle for Michigan is like choosing which dumpster fire deserves to burn the house down. COLOSSAL WASTE OF SPACE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/us-midterms-michigan-senate-candidate-el-sayed-becomes #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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