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World record 53 red cards shown in Brazil football match

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·5 Nov, 03:48 am
World record 53 red cards shown in Brazil football match — UAE
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The Straight Version

A massive fight during a Brazilian under-20 football match resulted in a record-breaking 53 red cards being issued.

The UNHINGED Take

Forget the beautiful game, these kids turned pitch night into a full-blown street riot. The referee handed out red cards like takeaway menus just to survive the night.

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The Bottom Line

ROYAL RUMBLE FOOTBALL / 10

Forget the beautiful game, these kids turned pitch night into a full-blown street riot.

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Forget the beautiful game, these kids turned pitch night into a full-blown street riot. ROYAL RUMBLE FOOTBALL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/world-record-53-red-cards-shown-in-brazil #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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