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Arnold Schwarzenegger, actor, 79 años: donó 16 hectáreas de su privilegiado campo en California y contribuyó a salvar un ecosistema único

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Nación·29 Oct, 09:56 am
Arnold Schwarzenegger, actor, 79 años: donó 16 hectáreas de su privilegiado campo en California y contribuyó a salvar un ecosistema único — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Arnold Schwarzenegger donated 16 hectares of his California land to expand a public trail in Santa Monica.

The UNHINGED Take

The Terminator is trying to buy his way into heaven after destroying the atmosphere for decades. Giving away a few bushes doesn't scrub the carbon footprint of a literal tank enthusiast.

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The Bottom Line

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The Terminator is trying to buy his way into heaven after destroying the atmosphere for decades.

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