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California governor says commuting all death sentences in state

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·6 Nov, 10:05 am
California governor says commuting all death sentences in state — Argentina
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The Straight Version

California Governor Gavin Newsom is commuting the death sentences of over 500 prisoners to life imprisonment.

The UNHINGED Take

Newsom is turning California into a five-star retirement home for murderers while law-abiding citizens pay the bill. Absolute clown behavior from a man whose moral compass is clearly smashed to pieces.

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Newsom is turning California into a five-star retirement home for murderers while law-abiding citizens pay the bill.

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