The Straight Version
Mass protests and strikes over the cost of living paralyzed cities across France as police deployed tear gas.
The UNHINGED Take
The French are burning their own streets again because they realized socialism doesn't pay for baguettes. Keep huffing that tear gas, you entitled, strike-happy lunatics.

The Bottom Line
PROFESSIONAL WHINERS / 10
The French are burning their own streets again because they realized socialism doesn't pay for baguettes.
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The French are burning their own streets again because they realized socialism doesn't pay for baguettes. PROFESSIONAL WHINERS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/mass-protests-sweep-france-as-huge-crowds-demand #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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