The Straight Version
Binance is covering ninety percent of a 6.3 billion dollar hack attributed to North Korean state actors.
The UNHINGED Take
Giving Kim Jong Un a six billion dollar allowance is the peak of crypto-bro incompetence. Binance is just laundering digital disaster with extra steps.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL FINANCIAL DISASTER / 10
Giving Kim Jong Un a six billion dollar allowance is the peak of crypto-bro incompetence.
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Giving Kim Jong Un a six billion dollar allowance is the peak of crypto-bro incompetence. COLOSSAL FINANCIAL DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/crypto-firm-binance-covers-90-of-losses-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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