The Straight Version
The FBI linked North Korea to the theft of six billion dollars in cryptocurrency from Binance.
The UNHINGED Take
Kim Jong Un is essentially speedrunning global finance while Binance acts like a neon-lit piggy bank for state-sponsored hackers. Absolute clown show for the crypto cultists.
The Bottom Line
DIGITAL CAR CRASH / 10
Kim Jong Un is essentially speedrunning global finance while Binance acts like a neon-lit piggy bank for state-sponsored hackers.
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Kim Jong Un is essentially speedrunning global finance while Binance acts like a neon-lit piggy bank for state-sponsored hackers. DIGITAL CAR CRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/fbi-says-north-korea-behind-6-billion-binance #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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