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Deadly high-speed train collision in Spain

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท ArgentinaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Al Jazeeraยท28 Oct, 11:02 am
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The Straight Version

A high-speed train collision in Urda, Spain, has resulted in at least 39 fatalities.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams modern progress like turning a multi-billion euro vanity project into a scrap metal graveyard. Spain really mastered the art of high-speed mass casualty events.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10

Nothing screams modern progress like turning a multi-billion euro vanity project into a scrap metal graveyard.

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Nothing screams modern progress like turning a multi-billion euro vanity project into a scrap metal graveyard. TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/deadly-high-speed-train-collision-in-spain #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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