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Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil returns to Columbia after US detention

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 11:00 am
Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil returns to Columbia after US detention — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Pro-Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil has returned to Columbia University following his detention by United States authorities.

The UNHINGED Take

Columbia is just a daycare for professional agitators now. Imagine getting a degree in performative outrage while the administration treats the campus like a revolving door for state-sponsored headaches.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10

Columbia is just a daycare for professional agitators now.

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