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Trump administration bans new Chinese humanoid robots

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·29 Jul, 02:30 am
Trump administration bans new Chinese humanoid robots — Argentina
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The Straight Version

The Trump administration has banned new Chinese humanoid robots as part of an ongoing competition between the US and China in robotics and artificial intelligence

The UNHINGED Take

Dale, what a bunch of boludos, thinking they can just ban some robots and win the game, please, China's been eating their lunch for years, and now they're just throwing a tantrum like a ASA player who can't handle the truth, this is all just a bunch of politiqueria

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Dale, what a bunch of boludos, thinking they can just ban some robots and win the game, please, China's been eating their lunch for years, and now they're just throwing a tantrum like a ASA player who can't handle the truth, this is all just a bunch of politiqueria

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Dale, what a bunch of boludos, thinking they can just ban some robots and win the game, please, China's been eating their lunch for years, and now they're just throwing a tantrum like a ASA player who can't handle the truth, this is all just a bunch of politiqueria COOK

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