The Straight Version
Geelong clinched a top-two finish in AFLW Round 12, while league stars ahead of them call time.
The UNHINGED Take
Geelong locks top‑two like a kangaroo in a slab—stiff, smothering the rest. Those league stars calling time? Chews up their own hoof, like vegemite on toast. They’re out of the game, Aussie!
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The Bottom Line
BULLSHIT GRANDSLAM / 10
Geelong locks top‑two like a kangaroo in a slab—stiff, smothering the rest.
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Geelong locks top‑two like a kangaroo in a slab—stiff, smothering the rest. BULLSHIT GRANDSLAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/aflw-round-12-geelong-lock-in-a-top #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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