The Straight Version
England scraped past PNG, must pull miracle to stay in Rugby League World Cup.
The UNHINGED Take
England’s win over PNG is a rookie’s patch on a hemorrhaging joint; praying for a miracle is like demanding a moocow to bubble tea. Rugby’s future doesn’t look thicker than moss on a gutter.
The Bottom Line
CONFOUNDED HOPES / 10
England’s win over PNG is a rookie’s patch on a hemorrhaging joint; praying for a miracle is like demanding a moocow to bubble tea.
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