The Straight Version
The prime minister has awarded three MPs a total staffing package worth up to $550,000 as Pauline Hanson and others call on him to give up such powers.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Albanese gives ministers extra staff despite crossbench demands he plays fair: "Albanese gives ministers extra staff despite crossbench demands he plays fair". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Albanese gives ministers extra staff despite crossbench demands he plays fair: "Albanese gives ministers extra staff despite crossbench demands he plays fair".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Albanese gives ministers extra staff despite crossbench demands he plays fair: "Albanese gives ministers extra staff despite crossbench demands he plays fair". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/albanese-g
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