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Metro opening triggers carnival atmosphere and new chapter for Sydney

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·30 Oct, 04:19 am
Metro opening triggers carnival atmosphere and new chapter for Sydney — Australia
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The Straight Version

The ribbon cutting ends more than two years of major disruptions and completes the 66-kilometre line which now connects the city’s south-west to the north-west.

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