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Albanese warns world leaders of growing threat to democracy after Haines attack

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·2 Nov, 11:30 am
Albanese warns world leaders of growing threat to democracy after Haines attack — Australia
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The Straight Version

Anthony Albanese is meeting Andy Burnham to discuss working holiday visa rules for British backpackers.

The UNHINGED Take

Albo is lecturing the world on democracy while obsessing over how many pommy drunks can pour schooners. Absolute muppet priorities from a man who couldn't lead a conga line in a pub.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN DEAD BUREAUCRACY / 10

Albo is lecturing the world on democracy while obsessing over how many pommy drunks can pour schooners.

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Albo is lecturing the world on democracy while obsessing over how many pommy drunks can pour schooners. BRAIN DEAD BUREAUCRACY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/albanese-warns-world-leaders-of-growing-threat-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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