The Straight Version
Ivan Harrison and his seven-year-old son Henry died in a fatal car crash while driving home from soccer.
The UNHINGED Take
The universe is a sadistic, random meat grinder that doesn't give a toss about your weekend footy plans. Absolute gutter luck that proves life is just a rigged game with no reset button.
The Bottom Line
EXISTENTIAL NIGHTMARE / 10
The universe is a sadistic, random meat grinder that doesn't give a toss about your weekend footy plans.
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