The Straight Version
The man shot dead on the footpath of a busy suburban road in Melbourne’s north overnight was the father of an associate of illicit tobacco kingpin Kaz Hamad, this masthead can reveal.
The UNHINGED Take
"‘Always drama here’: Reservoir shooting victim linked to Kaz Hamad" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"‘Always drama here’: Reservoir shooting victim linked to Kaz Hamad" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"‘Always drama here’: Reservoir shooting victim linked to Kaz Hamad" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/always-drama-here-reservoir-shooting-victim-linked-to #UnhingedWorld
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