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‘Up until two seconds ago, I had not had contact’: In bizarre presser, council claims mayor had not resigned

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·28 Oct, 04:45 am
‘Up until two seconds ago, I had not had contact’: In bizarre presser, council claims mayor had not resigned — Australia
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The chief executive had to backtrack comments when pressed by journalists with screenshots of the resignation.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from ‘Up until two seconds ago, I had not had contact’: "‘Up until two seconds ago, I had not had contact’: In bizarre presser, council claims mayor had not resigned". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from ‘Up until two seconds ago, I had not had contact’: "‘Up until two seconds ago, I had not had contact’: In bizarre presser, council claims mayor had not resigned".

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