The Straight Version
Opposition Leader Kellie Sloane’s proposal to sell Long Bay jail to help relieve the state’s housing crisis has merit.
The UNHINGED Take
"Opposition’s Long Bay idea not the negative gear portrayed by Labor" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Opposition’s Long Bay idea not the negative gear portrayed by Labor" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Opposition’s Long Bay idea not the negative gear portrayed by Labor" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/oppositions-long-bay-idea-not-the-negative-gear #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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