The Straight Version
A report recommending a major overhaul of how the state responds to non-fatal strangulation has not been acted on more than a year after its release.
The UNHINGED Take
"Labor introduces bill to change definition of strangulation in Queensland" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Labor introduces bill to change definition of strangulation in Queensland" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Labor introduces bill to change definition of strangulation in Queensland" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/labor-introduces-bill-to-change-definition-of-strangulation #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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