The Straight Version
House prices have fallen for a seventh consecutive month, with the speed of the decline tracking at the fastest pace in 40 years, according to a property research group.
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Australia nears largest property downturn in 40 years as prices plunge: "Australia nears largest property downturn in 40 years as prices plunge". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Australia nears largest property downturn in 40 years as prices plunge: "Australia nears largest property downturn in 40 years as prices plunge".
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