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Australia nears 'largest property downturn in 40 years' as prices plunge

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Top Stories·1 Nov, 01:01 pm
Australia nears 'largest property downturn in 40 years' as prices plunge — Australia
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The Straight Version

House prices have fallen for a seventh consecutive month, with the speed of the decline tracking at the fastest pace in 40 years, according to a property research group.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Australia nears largest property downturn in 40 years as prices plunge: "Australia nears largest property downturn in 40 years as prices plunge". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

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