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Homes losing $9000 a month as RBA mulls another rate hike

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·1 Nov, 01:01 pm
Homes losing $9000 a month as RBA mulls another rate hike — Australia
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The Straight Version

Australian house values have fallen for seven consecutive months, with owners losing an average of $9000 per month.

The UNHINGED Take

The RBA is gleefully watching your equity evaporate while you struggle to pay for a shoebox. Enjoy watching your life savings go down the drain while the bankers toast to your absolute poverty.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL FINANCIAL CARNAGE / 10

The RBA is gleefully watching your equity evaporate while you struggle to pay for a shoebox.

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