The Straight Version
Josh Inglis scored a century at Newlands before being dismissed by a South African spinner.
The UNHINGED Take
Inglis managed one decent knock before handing his wicket over like a total muppet. Watching these overpaid blokes choke in Cape Town is the only thing more tragic than Australian tax reform.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE DOGS BREKKY / 10
Inglis managed one decent knock before handing his wicket over like a total muppet.
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