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Woman shot dead at home in Adelaide

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ AustraliaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Sydney Morning Heraldยท29 Oct, 08:47 am
Woman shot dead at home in Adelaide โ€” Australia
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The Straight Version

Police shot and killed a woman at a private residence in the Adelaide suburb of Firle.

The UNHINGED Take

Adelaide is meant to be a quiet backwater, not a police shootout set. The local boys in blue clearly decided de-escalation was way too much effort for a Tuesday.

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ABSOLUTE COOKED NATION / 10

Adelaide is meant to be a quiet backwater, not a police shootout set.

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