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Australia vs South Africa LIVE: Labuschagne’s nightmare worsens; Renshaw, Green battle on for Australia

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·28 Oct, 10:44 am
Australia vs South Africa LIVE: Labuschagne’s nightmare worsens; Renshaw, Green battle on for Australia — Australia
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The Straight Version

Australia fights to recover in the deciding Cape Town Test while Labuschagne struggles at the crease.

The UNHINGED Take

Labuschagne is batting like he’s playing with a cricket bat carved from a damp pavlova. Put the muppet out to pasture before the South Africans turn him into a permanent meme.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BATTING DISASTER / 10

Labuschagne is batting like he’s playing with a cricket bat carved from a damp pavlova.

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