The Straight Version
Marnus Labuschagne was dismissed for a five-ball duck during the third Test against South Africa.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine facing five balls just to leave looking like a absolute muppet. Marnus is officially allergic to scoring and clearly batting with his eyes shut.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE DOGWATER / 10
Imagine facing five balls just to leave looking like a absolute muppet.
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