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Marnus sent packing as Aussie top order crumbles

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ AustraliaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Sydney Morning Heraldยท28 Oct, 10:40 am
Marnus sent packing as Aussie top order crumbles โ€” Australia
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The Straight Version

Marnus Labuschagne was dismissed for a five-ball duck during the third Test against South Africa.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine facing five balls just to leave looking like a absolute muppet. Marnus is officially allergic to scoring and clearly batting with his eyes shut.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE DOGWATER / 10

Imagine facing five balls just to leave looking like a absolute muppet.

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