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Australian politics live: Hastie ‘lived a lot’ of SAS report findings; Paterson accuses PM of ‘no standards’ over golf club

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Guardian Australia·29 Oct, 02:13 am
Australian politics live: Hastie ‘lived a lot’ of SAS report findings; Paterson accuses PM of ‘no standards’ over golf club — Australia
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"Australian politics live: Hastie ‘lived a lot’ of SAS report findings; Paterson accuses PM of ‘no standards’ over golf club" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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"Australian politics live: Hastie ‘lived a lot’ of SAS report findings; Paterson accuses PM of ‘no standards’ over golf club" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Australian politics live: Hastie ‘lived a lot’ of SAS report findings; Paterson accuses PM of ‘no standards’ over golf club" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/australian-politics-live-hastie-lived-a-lot-of #NZElection2026 #Unhing

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