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Australia’s coal and gas approvals are starting to stink ahead of Cop31 | Jess Harwood

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Guardian Australia·6 Nov, 02:00 pm
Australia’s coal and gas approvals are starting to stink ahead of Cop31 | Jess Harwood — Australia
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The Straight Version

Australia is fast-tracking new coal and gas projects despite impending global climate summit commitments.

The UNHINGED Take

The government is pissing on the planet while pretending to save it, chasing fossil fuel blood money like a bunch of greedy, munted drongos. Absolute cooked behaviour.

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CLIMATE APOCALYPSE SPEEDRUN / 10

The government is pissing on the planet while pretending to save it, chasing fossil fuel blood money like a bunch of greedy, munted drongos.

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