The Straight Version
Australia is fast-tracking new coal and gas projects despite impending global climate summit commitments.
The UNHINGED Take
The government is pissing on the planet while pretending to save it, chasing fossil fuel blood money like a bunch of greedy, munted drongos. Absolute cooked behaviour.

The Bottom Line
CLIMATE APOCALYPSE SPEEDRUN / 10
The government is pissing on the planet while pretending to save it, chasing fossil fuel blood money like a bunch of greedy, munted drongos.
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The government is pissing on the planet while pretending to save it, chasing fossil fuel blood money like a bunch of greedy, munted drongos. CLIMATE APOCALYPSE SPEEDRUN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/australias-coal-and-gas-approvals-are-starting-to #NZElection2026 #
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