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‘I’m not asking for special treatment’: the would-be migrants waiting to start their new lives in Australia

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Guardian Australia·6 Nov, 02:00 pm
‘I’m not asking for special treatment’: the would-be migrants waiting to start their new lives in Australia — Australia
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The Straight Version

Tony Burke is prioritizing onshore visa processing to artificially suppress Australia's net overseas migration statistics.

The UNHINGED Take

Burke is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic to cook the books while the visa queue turns into a complete circus of bureaucracy. It is peak government gaslighting.

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ABSOLUTE ADMINISTRATIVE DOGWATER / 10

Burke is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic to cook the books while the visa queue turns into a complete circus of bureaucracy.

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Burke is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic to cook the books while the visa queue turns into a complete circus of bureaucracy. ABSOLUTE ADMINISTRATIVE DOGWATER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/im-not-asking-for-special-treatment-the-would #NZElection2026 #Unh

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