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David Jones was months behind in payments to some small Australian brands before going into administration, suppliers say

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Guardian Australia·6 Nov, 02:00 pm
David Jones was months behind in payments to some small Australian brands before going into administration, suppliers say — Australia
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The Straight Version

David Jones went into administration while owing tens of thousands of dollars to smaller Australian suppliers.

The UNHINGED Take

The high-society suits at David Jones happily fleeced local battlers while the ship was already sinking. Absolute gutless grifters playing dress-up with other people's money.

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The high-society suits at David Jones happily fleeced local battlers while the ship was already sinking.

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