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Best quizzed as crunch free-agency call looms

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·4 Nov, 10:07 am
Best quizzed as crunch free-agency call looms — Australia
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The Straight Version

Newcastle Knights star Bradman Best is deciding between staying or moving to the Parramatta Eels.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine leaving the Steel City just to rot in the Parramatta abyss for a few extra pennies. Absolute mug move from a bloke whose brain has clearly been scrambled by one too many tackles.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN DEAD DECISION / 10

Imagine leaving the Steel City just to rot in the Parramatta abyss for a few extra pennies.

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Imagine leaving the Steel City just to rot in the Parramatta abyss for a few extra pennies. BRAIN DEAD DECISION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/best-quizzed-as-crunch-free-agency-call-looms #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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