The Straight Version
Terry Henderson and Chris Waller are running a wobbling, accidental horse in the $1 million Flemington Oaks.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine dropping a million on a literal piss-drunk nag that can't walk in a straight line. Waller is just laundering money at this point, you absolute muppets.

The Bottom Line
BRAIN DAMAGE DETECTED / 10
Imagine dropping a million on a literal piss-drunk nag that can't walk in a straight line.
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