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How a horse that ‘wobbled all over the place’ could take out the $1 million Oaks

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·4 Nov, 10:10 am
How a horse that ‘wobbled all over the place’ could take out the $1 million Oaks — Australia
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The Straight Version

Terry Henderson and Chris Waller are running a wobbling, accidental horse in the $1 million Flemington Oaks.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine dropping a million on a literal piss-drunk nag that can't walk in a straight line. Waller is just laundering money at this point, you absolute muppets.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN DAMAGE DETECTED / 10

Imagine dropping a million on a literal piss-drunk nag that can't walk in a straight line.

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