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Canva to slash nearly 1300 jobs in major AI restructure

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·4 Nov, 10:07 am
Canva to slash nearly 1300 jobs in major AI restructure — Australia
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The Straight Version

Canva is sacking 1300 employees as it restructures the business to prioritize AI technology.

The UNHINGED Take

Classic tech-bro pivot, canning the humans to feed the chatbot algorithm. Melanie Perkins is just trading actual talent for a subscription to a glorified spellchecker.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE SOULLESS GARBAGE / 10

Classic tech-bro pivot, canning the humans to feed the chatbot algorithm.

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