The Straight Version
A parliamentary committee is investigating systemic gaps in postpartum healthcare following thousands of submissions about birth-related trauma.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine waiting for a bunch of suits in Canberra to realise that pushing a human out of your pelvis might actually be a traumatic experience. Absolutely cooked.

The Bottom Line
SYSTEMIC INCOMPETENCE / 10
Imagine waiting for a bunch of suits in Canberra to realise that pushing a human out of your pelvis might actually be a traumatic experience.
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Imagine waiting for a bunch of suits in Canberra to realise that pushing a human out of your pelvis might actually be a traumatic experience. SYSTEMIC INCOMPETENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/bethany-thought-only-veterans-and-first-responders-got #NZElection2026 #
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