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Bethany thought only veterans and first responders got PTSD. Then she gave birth

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·31 Oct, 11:30 am
Bethany thought only veterans and first responders got PTSD. Then she gave birth — Australia
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The Straight Version

A parliamentary committee is investigating systemic gaps in postpartum healthcare following thousands of submissions about birth-related trauma.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine waiting for a bunch of suits in Canberra to realise that pushing a human out of your pelvis might actually be a traumatic experience. Absolutely cooked.

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The Bottom Line

SYSTEMIC INCOMPETENCE / 10

Imagine waiting for a bunch of suits in Canberra to realise that pushing a human out of your pelvis might actually be a traumatic experience.

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Imagine waiting for a bunch of suits in Canberra to realise that pushing a human out of your pelvis might actually be a traumatic experience. SYSTEMIC INCOMPETENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/bethany-thought-only-veterans-and-first-responders-got #NZElection2026 #

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