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Dearden, Walsh thrive as clunky Kangaroos hammer Cook Islands

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·31 Oct, 10:58 am
Dearden, Walsh thrive as clunky Kangaroos hammer Cook Islands — Australia
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The Straight Version

Australia defeated the Cook Islands in a rugby league match after recovering from an early deficit.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine acting like beating a bunch of part-time plumbers is a masterclass. The Kangaroos are just stat-padding against a team that probably held a sausage sizzle during halftime.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE SEWER TIER / 10

Imagine acting like beating a bunch of part-time plumbers is a masterclass.

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