The Straight Version
Flavio Bolsonaro claimed to be Brazil's 'true president-elect' while fleeing to Miami.
The UNHINGED Take
Flavio Bolsonaro is sprinting to Miami, mumbling he's the 'true president-elect', while the actual presidency slides into a diplomatic nightmare. He’s chasing power like a drunk roo chasing rain.
The Bottom Line
BRUTAL GLOOM / 10
Flavio Bolsonaro is sprinting to Miami, mumbling he's the 'true president-elect', while the actual presidency slides into a diplomatic nightmare.
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Flavio Bolsonaro is sprinting to Miami, mumbling he's the 'true president-elect', while the actual presidency slides into a diplomatic nightmare. BRUTAL GLOOM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/bolsonaro-in-miami-i-am-the-true-president #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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