The Straight Version
Canada and the EU abandon associate membership plan, chasing deeper ties instead.
The UNHINGED Take
Carney kicks off Trump’s half‑shit warning, dropping the EU‑associate plan like a jalbony pizza topping. Canada’s new ‘deep ties’ act screams jive turkey on a dusty diplomancy stage.
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The Bottom Line
EPIC NAUGHT / 10
Carney kicks off Trump’s half‑shit warning, dropping the EU‑associate plan like a jalbony pizza topping.
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Carney kicks off Trump’s half‑shit warning, dropping the EU‑associate plan like a jalbony pizza topping. EPIC NAUGHT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/canada-and-eu-drop-associate-membership-plan-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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