The Straight Version
Russell Brand has been sentenced to over 10 years in prison for rape and sexual assault.
The UNHINGED Take
The velvet-clad spiritual guru finally traded his fake enlightenment for a concrete cell. Turns out the only thing Brand was actually preaching was predatory dogshit.
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The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE BOTTOM FEEDER / 10
The velvet-clad spiritual guru finally traded his fake enlightenment for a concrete cell.
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The velvet-clad spiritual guru finally traded his fake enlightenment for a concrete cell. ABSOLUTE BOTTOM FEEDER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/breaking-russell-brand-jailed-for-more-than-10 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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