The Straight Version
COP31 wants global powers to electrify faster; Bowen warns temps may hit 2.6°C.
The UNHINGED Take
COP31's 'electrify' rally screams louder than a koala on a steamroller, while Bowen bets the planet will walk into a furnace at 2.6°C. Talk about putting the kettle on before the water's gone.
The Bottom Line
TOTALLY GARBAGE / 10
COP31's 'electrify' rally screams louder than a koala on a steamroller, while Bowen bets the planet will walk into a furnace at 2.6°C.
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COP31's 'electrify' rally screams louder than a koala on a steamroller, while Bowen bets the planet will walk into a furnace at 2.6°C. TOTALLY GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/cop31-summit-targets-major-electrification-push-as-1 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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