The Straight Version
Bugatti CEO chased the thief of his £2m car and then gave him a lift.
The UNHINGED Take
He razor‑sharp chased the knuckle‑tight thief with the confidence of a bored cat, then offered a lift home – a ‘brain‑freeze’ begging the car’s own luck.
The Bottom Line
CUMMIES OF CARS / 10
He razor‑sharp chased the knuckle‑tight thief with the confidence of a bored cat, then offered a lift home – a ‘brain‑freeze’ begging the car’s own luck.
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He razor‑sharp chased the knuckle‑tight thief with the confidence of a bored cat, then offered a lift home – a ‘brain‑freeze’ begging the car’s own luck. CUMMIES OF CARS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/bugatti-ceo-chases-down-car-thief-then-offers #NZElection2026 #Unh
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