The Straight Version
Pope Leo XIV mailed a ballot in US midterms.
The UNHINGED Take
Leoneur turns the pew into a ballot box, tries to outvote a drunken billionaire, yet still can't handle his own incense haberdashery; pint‑sized hypocrisy dripping from cathedral filth.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Leoneur turns the pew into a ballot box, tries to outvote a drunken billionaire, yet still can't handle his own incense haberdashery; pint‑sized hypocrisy dripping from cathedral filth.
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Leoneur turns the pew into a ballot box, tries to outvote a drunken billionaire, yet still can't handle his own incense haberdashery; pint‑sized hypocrisy dripping from cathedral filth. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/pope-leo-xiv-becomes-first-pon
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